geekgirlsmash:

schoolgrrl-knees:

khaleesi:

dualitier:

conjurations:

Who is that, skulking out of the plains! It is Conjurations, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! She grunts mightily:

“For the love of carnage and discord, I tear into the enemy until my glands are satisfied!!”

Who is that, skulking through the plains! It is Dualitier, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a booming howl, his voice cometh:

“I’m going to contort you with such zeal, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!!”

Lo! Who is that, rampaging along the fields! It is Khaleesi, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! She roars apocalyptically:

“As sure as predators devour prey, you are made of meat and I am very hungry!!”

Who is that, sprinting through the cliffs! It is Schoolgrrl-knees, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! She grunts thunderously:

“I’m seriously going to clobber you with such disregard for common sense, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!”

Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling across the freeway! It isGeekGirlSmash, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a gutteral cry, her voice cometh:

“I’m going to punch you until your mortal mind doth snap!!”

Zang! Who is that, sprinting on the tundra! It is Mrs. Ellipsis…, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a cruel scream, her voice cometh:

“I’m going to smash you so hard, I will be high on life for years to come!!!”